New game post-haste no time for waste

We're working tirelessly on a groundbreaking new game here at The Man Studios! Presenting the most anticipated interactive entertainment experience of the millennium: "The Adventures of Jimplestein and Hand Bag's Adventure, Part 2 1/2 Episode 1: The Reckoning of Quantum Jones and Hash Pipe"

This monumental game will feature an unprecedented level of complexity and narrative depth that will redefine the very boundaries of interactive storytelling. Our team of 3.5 developers (one is part-time and occasionally naps) has been meticulously crafting every microscopic detail of this Linux-exclusive masterpiece.

Key features will include:

1. A protagonist named Jimplestein, who stands at 4'2", uses a whip and has huge hands.

2. Gameplay mechanics that blend existential platforming with bureaucratic puzzle-solving, where players must navigate complex municipal forms while dodging metaphysical tax auditors and sentient staplers.

3. A revolutionary graphics engine that renders textures with such microscopic precision that players can actually count the individual quantum threads of Jimplestein's tweed jacket.

Pre-orders will commence shortly after the next cosmic alignment and before the heat death of the universe. Pricing will be determined by a complex algorithm involving the current market value of vintage paperclips and the emotional state of our lead developer's cat.

Stay tuned for more updates from The Man Studios, where we don't just make games.